14. Bart Gets An F

(originally aired October 11, 1990)
If season 1 was a 13-episode experiment for this radical new series, it left season 2 in a tough bind. Everyone, the writers, animators, actors, needed to take what they’d gotten right and what they learned from the original run and build upon it for the next series of episodes, and after watching this premiere, that’s exactly what they did. The leap from “Evening” to this is absolutely staggering in every aspect of the show. The animation is richer, the world of the show feels more fleshed out and authentic, the characters feel more familiar (and on-model), it’s a big improvement from a first season that was already pretty good to begin with.

“Bart Gets An F” follows “Bart the Genius” in its illumination of Bart’s troubles in school. He’s a kid who exhibits creativity and ingenuity, but in none of the ways that involve standardized tests and book reports. As such, he is stuck with his weekly chalkboard punishment. This is a show that never creates clear heroes or villains; everyone is shown to be of blame of Bart’s situation. Bart shown persistently procrastinating and could care less about colonial history, the school seems to give no mind to tutor or help Bart until it’s too late, and Homer and Marge seem mostly oblivious to Bart’s struggles, or gloss over it, as in Marge claiming her son is just a late bloomer. And where any other show would paint Bart as a bastard child who doesn’t give a fuck, here he truly is concerned and worried about his situation, vowing he will buckle down and pass the fourth grade (never mind he’s still there twenty years later.)

Desperate to do well on the final test, Bart enlists the help of fellow classmate Martin Prince. Now Martin may be a relatively minor character now, but like with Krusty in “Krusty Gets Busted,” we are starting to see secondary characters come out of the woodwork and being more fleshed-out. Also, this is a show that never sticks with typical archetypes. Martin could have easily just been a run-of-the-mill geek, but he’s not that cut-and-dry. As we will later see from Milhouse, Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy and others, the “geek” is merely an umbrella term for a whole variety of breeds of nerd. Martin is a real teacher’s pet, but he exhibits a weird brazen-ness to his geekiness and intelligence. He’s shocked to find that none of his academic achievements have gained him popularity, he just can’t comprehend that they don’t hold any clout. He agrees to help Bart if he will help him become popular. This backfires when Martin gets a screw loose and becomes more rambunctious than Bart, stealing his friends away in the process. Unhinged Martin is fantastic, just all that pent-up kid-like mischief finally allowed to release.

This is another episode by the great David Silverman, and as such we see some more great animated sequences and direction. The night before the big test, Bart prays for a miracle and gets one in the form of a blizzard. Realizing he can’t squander the opportunity he’s gotten, he takes the day to study, where outside the funnest day of all days is happening. In one long panning shot we see dozens and dozens of characters playing, sledding, throwing snowballs, skating, all sorts of stuff. It’s a breathtaking sequences; nowadays this would be no problem done digitally, but in 1990 having to composite so many animations on different cel layers must have been a pain in the ass. But it looks fantastic, a true animation highlight for the series. The scene where Homer and Marge are called into discuss Bart’s grades is great, with Dr. Pryor and Ms. Krabappel talking back and forth in varying tones and concerns, as we cut to different angles of the three Simpsons reacting blankly as the pace increases. In some ways, this show feels like the spiritual successor to “Bart the Genius.” We even get another great limited-color-palette dream sequence as Bart imagines himself at the First Continental Congress, which is quickly interrupted by its own snow day (one delegate gleefully exclaims, “Look, everybody! John Hancock’s writing his name in the snow!”)

In true Simpsons fashion, we get a within-reason happy ending: Bart barely passes with a D- by ways of parroting a historical fact he’s somehow memorized. In a triumphant ending, his paper is placed on the fridge and his parents compliment him on his “achievement.” The Simpsons is a show built upon the idea of backhanded accomplishment and accidental success, but there’s always some earnest nature on the way there. As we see, Bart’s grade is well-earned, and we are filled with a weird sense of pride by it. We feel for Bart and his struggle. There’s so much stuff I’ve left out here, but I think with some of the best episodes, that’s going to happen. “Bart Gets An F” is a true signifier of the brilliance to come, and that’s saying a lot.

Tidibts and Quotes
– Starting the show off with Martin’s book report, in Ernest Hemingway garb, is good groundbreaking, and is brilliant and disturbing at the same time: “To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman… to live. I thank you.”
– Always loved when asked the name of the pirate in Treasure Island, one of the names swimming in Bart’s head IS Long John Silver, but he lands on the most preposterous option: “Bluebeard?”
– The Simpsons is full of products I would love to have, one of which being video games. “Escape From Grandma’s House” seems like a lot of fun to play (“Hide in the closet! Oh no, deadly mothballs!”) Also in the background of the arcade is “Robert Goulet Destroyer;” I can’t even imagine what that game is, but I want to know more about it.
– The scene at the dinner table showcases the family’s evolved personalities: I love Lisa’s sheepishness of talking about her latest in a long line of A’s, and Homer’s half-earnest, half-pandering over-the-top exuberance over the announcement. We also get first real look at Homer’s other true love: TV, especially when it involves movies with monkeys in them.
– [Bart] Hey, Otto-man. I got a big test today I am not ready for. Could you please crash the bus or something?
[Otto] Sorry, little buddy. Can’t do it on purpose. But, hey! Maybe you’ll get lucky!
– [Martin] As a natural enemy I don’t know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you’ve just received is erroneous.
[Bart] So you’re saying…
[Martin] A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.
– Small details matter: when Bart enters the nurse’s office, she is picking up tongue depressors she’s spilled out of a jar. This simple action sets her up to be somewhat incompetent, or at least gullible enough to believe Bart’s act of being sick.
– The first act break of Bart passionately vowing to pass fourth grade is topped with a great Homer line: “And if you don’t, at least you’ll be bigger than the other kids.”
– I forgot all about the other dream sequence of a middle-aged haggard Bart still in fourth grade: “Look lady, I’ve got a peptic ulcer, a wife bugging me for a new car and a root canal. Quit bugging me about this damn pirate.”
– Again, I love crazy Martin: “Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl’s lavatory could be such a thrill! The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn’t me! I’ve never felt so ALIVE!”
– Bart’s prayer to God treads the line of sincere and self-serving, and is 100% funny and sweet: “Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I know I haven’t always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to school tomorrow, I’ll fail the test and be held back. I just need one more day to study, A teachers strike, a power failure, a blizzard… Anything that’ll cancel school tomorrow. I know it’s asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, You can! Thanking You in advance, Your pal, Bart Simpson.
– Lisa has a great assertion to who actually God is: “I’m no theologian; I don’t know who or what God is exactly, all I know is He’s a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together, and you owe Him big.”
– Never really bothered me, but there’s a snow day before the last day of school… in June. I guess it truly was a miracle after all.
– And of course, the greatest final line of an episode: “Part of this D- belongs to God.”


12 responses to “14. Bart Gets An F

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  2. This is The Nostalgia Critic’s favorite episode. Not necessarily a bad choice (and he gave some good reasons why he considers it the best), although my top would either be “Homer at the Bat”, “Who Shot Mr. Burns”, or “Mother Simpson”.

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  4. Yep, loved it. Some people don’t like it because it’s “depressing”, but after all, humour is the lowest form of art.

    • Depressing? There is nothing depressing about it. The, “I kissed the teacher,” line at the end shows the whole thing is comedy.

  5. – Never really bothered me, but there’s a snow day before the last day of school… in June. I guess it truly was a miracle after all
    I always thought that was kind of the point.

    • If you don’t think it can snow in June, you have never lived in Denver or Buffalo.

      Plus, who says their last day of school is in June? It could be in May. However, I highly doubt this was meant to be their last days of school as they never made it sound like such.

  6. Never thought of it as being the end of the school year, just an arbitrary exam chosen by Krabappel,Skinner and Pryor as an example of Bart’s intelligence/stupidity.

    The Snow Day sequence is great, not just for the visuals but for what it brings out in the characters. We get what may be the first hints of the Skinner-Krabappel courtship, and, while the festiveness of the occasion has softened up Mr Burns enough to take a snowball to the head in good humour, he still gets his loyal lackey Smithers to do the actual snowball-fighting for him.

    This episode feels quite special, overall. I don’t think there’s another episode like it. It’s like the Bart-centric kids’ TV show that people seemed to think The Simpsons was in the early days. And I’m not using kids’ TV show as an insult, but as an observation. Homer and Marge’s only roles are as “Bart’s parents” (as per your observation about the staging in Bart the Genius) and adult content is kept to a minimum (we have Martin quoting Hemingway saying “make love to a woman”, one “damn” from Otto and a possible innuendo in the “John Hancock’s writing his name in the snow” line). A fascinating look at the way the series *might* have gone.

  7. one of my favourite(top3 for sure) if not my favourite episode ever. just like Otto ive been held back at school, and this episode gave me such a good feeling. ive been in Bart situation so many times..
    wonderful episode

  8. Again loved this one for how Bart feels like a real kid, and Martin going nuts, heck, I loved this one just because it’s awesome, enough said, —– even though in Britain you can’t fail an individual year of school, just various tests taken at specific times and there certainly aren’t any exams taken at ten.

    • Here in America, standardize testing starts in Third Grade, but teachers in grades lower than that are still required to test their students. As for failing a year of school, it used to be up to the school, but these days, a school is only allowed to suggest a hold back while the parents decide for sure (and parents these days feel their children are entitled to pass because they are their child, there is no more accountability for students).

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