84. Homer Goes To College

(originally aired October 14, 1993)
So we follow “Cape Feare” with an episode just as crazy. It’s pretty jarring how nutty the show got so quicky; I can’t imagine what it must have been like for fans to return for the fifth season to find that their beloved show had gone insane. I was surprised to find this episode is pretty polarizing, with some thinking Homer’s characterization was pushed too far, and some others believing this to be the first appearance of the dreaded “Jerkass Homer.” I am not in this belief at all; this is one of the most memorable and hilarious episodes the series has to offer. The entire episode is a weird send-up of Animal House-style movies, but through our main character’s eyes. Homer’s seemingly cruel actions are only done out of delusion: Homer is so reliant on TV reality that he thinks his college antics are redeemable, and his hatred of the dean is acceptable, despite him actually being a pretty swell guy. He is misguided in his efforts, never overtly malicious. It’s a parody about a man attempting to live a parody.

Before we hit campus, we get a brilliant opener with a safety commission paying a surprise visit to the nuclear plant. Homer’s complete incompetence is quickly exposed, leading Homer to be forced to pass Remedial Physics 101 at Springfield University in order to keep his job. Things are crazy right off the bat as Homer manages to create a meltdown in the simulator (even though there was no nuclear material in the truck), and easily shakes off his radioactive green glow. Despite the madcap elements and humor in this show, it stays pretty focused and has a brisk pace. By act two, Burns has got Homer into college, and upon setting foot on campus he believes he’s in a college movie, berating “nerds” and begrudging the affable Dean Peterson. His attitude turns a bit when he gets friendly with his geeky tutors, and attempt to enlist them in wacky college hijinks, all of which go awry.

The number of laugh-out-loud moments in this episode are staggering: guarding the plant bee, the professor dropping his notes, Homer’s call to the dean, Snake posing as a wallet inspector, “Curly, straight!,” it just goes on and on. It bears a slightly different tone than the equally wacky “Cape Feare,” but is still pretty ridiculous overall. However, as different as it is from a season 3 episode, it still feels Simpson-y. Characterizations can wax and wane depending on the circumstances; here, Homer’s misguided delusions based upon old college movies leads him to become a bombastic lout. His behavior may emulate what “normal” Homer would do in a season 11 episode, but here its done with a purpose. This is a definitive classic, and one of the funniest episodes of the series.

Tidbits and Quotes
– Homer seems so focused on such an asinine task of watching the bee, and it’s hilarious watching him freak out about screwing it up. Smithers’ read, “I’m afraid he couldn’t bee here,” is fantastic, as is the classic Homer line, “The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom’s big!” Also to note this episode has some pretty liberal animation, particularly with Homer running down the corridor and his exaggerated posterior welt. There’s a lot of great “off-model” moments in this episode that really get out a lot of character and emotion. You’ll see none of that nowadays.
– Burns’ attempt to bribe reminiscent to giving away game show prizes is a great moment, as is one of the inspector’s enthusiastic response (“The box! The box!”) Also great is when the other inspector lectures Burns that he can’t just throw money at a problem to make it go away, Mayor Quimby, donning a fur coat with a giant ‘$5000’ price tag on it, comes into frame to deliver a joke (“Gentlemen, I’ve decided there will be no investigation. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go away.”) The outro to the scene is wonderful too, the great line reading from Burns (“I have a feeling you’ll be dropping the charges,”) and his quiet chagrin about the painters having moved his desk. Every scene in this show is brilliant, I’m going to try to not list every single joke here…
– I really want to read Homer’s application essay based upon how it ends (“It was the most I every threw up and it changed my life forever.”) Also great photo of him scarfing down a birthday cake, complete with red eye. Love the admissions officer’s disturbed reaction (“Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.”)
– The “School of Hard Knockers” movie is one of the best moments of the entire series, one I quote endlessly with friends (“Mr. President!!“). It’s a pitch perfect parody of college movies.
– Burns appealing to the Springfield U council is such a fantastic scene, starting from his scary-ass chair, to one of the best uses of Burns’ total lack of strength. Love the man’s little “Stop that” in-between his sentence. Upon collapsing, Burns orders Smithers, “Dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.”
And so the GED Homer worked so hard to get a mere six episodes ago goes up in flames. At least we got a classic line out of it (“I am so smart! S-M-R-T! …I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”)
– The start of Homer’s first class is an absolute classic scene. The instructor’s clever joke (“Out with the old, in with the nucleus”) is completely lost to Homer, but him accidentally dropping his notes kills Homer, in one of Dan Castellaneta’s greatest performances.
– Love the stupid joke involving Homer stealing cinder blocks from a construction site to use for his faux college dorm, only to have inadvertently thwarted the building of a children’s hospital. It’d be cruel if it weren’t so dumb. And funny.
– The nerds are really great characters, I wish they could have found some way to bring them back. When one tells Homer he needs to memorize the periodic table, Homer dismissively claims he’ll just write it on his hand. Another nerd scoffs: “Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Good luck!”
– Homer’s prank game plan is another classic line (“We roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!”) More great animation of the motion wipe of a ravenous and angry Sir Oinks-a-Lot biting Homer. Great Dean line (“That sounded like a pig fainting!”) Great quick guest appearance from Richard Nixon (“Oh, you’ll pay. Don’t think you won’t pay!”)
Another classic scene of the Itchy & Scratchy short “Burning Down the Mouse,” where Scratchy seemingly has got Itchy right where he wants him: in front of piles of explosives. However, before the big finale, one of the nerds unplugs the TV. Bart and Lisa are horrified. Upon getting it back on, the cartoon is over. Krusty doesn’t make it any easier (“WOAH!! They’ll never let us show that again! Not in a million years!!”)
– I love how even Marge, who’s pretty much a saint in putting up with her husband’s antics, can’t defend him (“I want those geeks out of my house.”) To get them back into college, Homer devises he and the nerds pull off a zany scheme. Now here is a perfect example of the distinction between Homers. He’s only of the mindset that a zany scheme will work because he’s trying to emulate similar situations from TV. In later years, Homer will just come up with something stupid off the cuff with no reference to anything. There’s a difference.
– I don’t know why, but I love Homer’s line about his plan for passing the final exam (“During the exam, I’ll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.”)
– The montage of Homer studying is wonderful. In later episodes, they’d use a montage every single show (sometimes twice a show) just to kill time or move the story along, but this montage is memorable, funny and used effectively. The animation of Homer turning in his exam is wonderful; each action is clearly thought out and looks so fun. Homer is truly alive. And of course, the stinger: Homer fails.
– Love the end credits images of Homer’s second run of college played over “Louie Louie” (what else?)


15 responses to “84. Homer Goes To College

  1. Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory is written in this blog, as you know I AM the president of the United States.

  2. I think it would have been great if in later episodes they had some scenes of Homer remembering what he learned in college and applying it at work. Not make him a super-genius nuclear physicist or a really hard worker or anything, just have him know enough fragments of info to get by. Because as hilarious as it is that his position can be filled by a single brick attached to a lever, it stretches implausibility that he could keep his job for so long when he barely ever does any work and doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing when he does.

    After all, Homer isn’t a total imbecile, he’s just very naive and has a short attention span, so he needs to be properly motivated before he can apply himself. Presumably he was able to learn enough to legitimately pass his exams the second time around, so it wouldn’t be out of character.

    Though it’s obvious such a wonderfully silly episode was never going to affect the continuity of the series. Still one of my favourites 🙂

  3. Easily one of the funniest episodes of the series. And I agree about the animation: It’s Rough Draft at its finest.

    “YES! Take THAT, Bitterman!”

  4. I don’t know what to think about this episode. There’s some good bits like the college movie Homer watches, but I feel it kinda beats you over the head with “See! College life isn’t what Homer expects it to be!”, and the plot drifts a lot for my tastes.

    • Same here, but if you go on snpp.com (now The Simpsons Archives), they HATE this episode as much as normal viewers hate the later episodes (the ones referred to as “Zombie Simpsons,” “The Shitsons,” or “The Sucksons”). Some fans even consider this an early Jerkass Homer instance, along with “Boy Scoutz ‘N The Hood” and “Secrets to a Successful Marriage” because of how Homer acts, but at least in those episodes, he does see the errors of his ways and apologizes in the end.

      • There’s a HUGE difference between acting like a jerk for a reason or in a context(it happens to everyone) and being a jerk as a person. Not understanding this is really worrying.

      • Yeah, there was nothing remotely malicious in Homer’s motives in this episode. That is the difference. Current Homer will be mean spirited when he becomes selfish. This Homer just wanted to have fun. Also, Jerkass Homer would not have felt sorry for the three nerds and brought them home.

  5. I think the best bit is actually the deleted scene where the nerds offer to go with Bart to school to protect him from bullies. The black nerd’s voice when he says “There’s a lot of bullies out there” is great.

  6. The Fox network made a promo of Lisa and Bart’s distraught screams during the I & S segment: “PLUG IT BACK IN! PLUG IT BACK IN! THE TV! THE TV!”

    Ironically, now the joke would never work, because the kids would simply rewind the DVR, call it up On Demand, or watch it on YouTube. Our kids will wonder what the entire fuss was about, and claim that the fortieth season of the Simpsons makes more sense.

  7. Maybe it’s an us vs uk thing, but I never liked this one at all. I can’t say I hated it, but it just seemed stupid to me, albeit there were bits that amused me like the aforementioned Tv scene.

    In fairness though i don’t know how much is the episode’s fault, since I also don’t care for the Colidge episode from Futurama either which has similar amounts of crazy stuff about American universities that doesn’t make lots of sense to me, what with all those fraternitiy things and such.

    I will say though i did like this one far more than the Lisa goes to colidge episode later, but that’s probably an unfair comparison.

    • I don’t understand why you would have an issue living in the UK? Do they not have colleges and college movies there?

  8. Anyone that says this is the first Jerkass Homer episosde is a moron.
    Jerkass Homer only exists because the show didn’t end at Season 8. Had it ended there, no one would even bat an eye. Homer is not being a jerk, he is just trying to live what he perceives to be the college dream since he never went before.

    Every joke in this episode works. My favorite bit though is how Homer somehow manages to turn both a training simulator and a dummy console into actual nuclear device. So hysterical.

  9. Honestly I feel like this one starts falling a part a bit in the final act. The craziness just… escalates too quickly. That said, it is for the most part a hilarious episode. And I do like the scene after Homer cheats.

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