522. Gorgeous Grampa

Original airdate: March 3, 2013

The premise:
The Simpsons learn more about Abe’s past, when he was the prim and proper wrestling villain known as Gorgeous Godfrey. As his biggest fan back in the day, Mr. Burns convinces him to make a comeback and fuel his hate fire, but Homer and Marge grow concerned when an impressionable Bart begins to imitate his grandfather’s awful behavior.

The reaction: Boy, we’re learning a lot about Abe’s past this season, aren’t we? So Abe was a pretty boy wrestler? Like him being a songwriter at a jazz club, it just doesn’t make sense to me given what we know about Abe. Would the straight-laced man who booed at Woodstock and chastised Joe Namath’s luscious locks have been wearing his own gorgeous wig and showboating in the ring? Anyway, Mr. Burns randomly shows up to invite the Simpsons to his mansion, where he has an entire gigantic room devoted to Gorgeous Godfrey merchandise and paraphernalia. This also feels off to me; Burns being a wrestling superfan, who is surprised to learn that it’s actually fake? The point, I guess, is that Burns connecting to Godfrey’s character, a pompous jackass who reveled in the crowd’s hatred of him. Abe initially left the scene when the scorn became too great for him, but is wooed back into it thanks to Burns and a terrible song (more on that later). Despite being out of the game for decades, Abe seems just as fit and capable as ever. He’s fighting fellow seniors, but he’s in the ring doing spins and jumping up to tackle guys; look at that screenshot, he’s got nary a wrinkle on him. You’d think that would be the easiest source of comedy for this episode, but it’s not even regarded. The conflict arises in Bart’s hero worship of his grandfather, as he adopts his showboating routine to his little league game, and gets in trouble for it. Why would he be doing this though? We’ve seen Bart imitate things from TV before, but to do cool stuff for the adoration and amazement of others, like “Bart the Daredevil.” He revels in the attention, and the positive response of his classmates, as any kid would want. But to take pleasure in being outwardly hated, what sense does that make? And surely Bart is smart enough to realize that wrestling is all for show, and that the context is completely different. But I guess if Mr. Burns was surprised to learn that fact, I guess Bart wouldn’t have known either. The ending is so cloying, with shots of Abe worriedly watching Bart behave badly, and then giving up his persona because of it (“My grandson’s soul is at stake!”) The Burns/Abe/Bart dynamic reminded me of “Flying Hellfish” toward the second half, but I didn’t want to compare the two because it would be incredibly unfair. One of the greatest episodes ever, versus whatever this mess is.

Three items of note:
– We get a Harlem Shake video as our couch gag, and in a rare feat, they actually aired this when the meme was actually still relevant. I’m sure people were real pissed about it like the Ke$ha opening before it, but my annoyance comes more from the show just not trying to make a joke or a subversion or anything. It’s just them doing the Harlem Shake; just play into what’s currently trending so we can get some press, please! We need press!
– We open with some Storage Wars bullshit, which feels born of one of the writers lying on the couch marathoning the show and not having any other ideas. All the characters put on shades before the bidding war, which I guess is a thing they do on the show. I guess? Again, parodies on the show used to work and make sense even if you haven’t seen the source material. The storage locker the Simpsons win contains old wigs and boas, and when they see it belongs to Abe, they jump to the conclusion that he’s actually been a closeted gay man this whole time. There’s a running “joke” involving Marge wanting to be extra tolerant for her own self-satisfaction of seeming progressive, which feels very strange given her normally open and loving character, and also because she already has experience with an openly gay family member with Patty. When Abe’s true identity is revealed, Marge cries to Homer, “I so wanted him to be gay!” So weird.
– Mr. Burns woos Abe back to the wrestling life the only way he knows how: through song, about how good it is to be bad. This is the first big song we’ve seen from the show in a while, and boy is it terrible. It didn’t help that I had just recently listened to “See My Vest,” and the two could not be more different. “Vest” is a song all about Burns’ enthusiastic mirth about skinning helpless animals for their coats, but that it’s a catchy, upbeat number (amongst other things) is what makes it funny. Burns has always teetered toward being a self-aware villain who revels in being evil, but there is usually always some sort of reasoning or context to his dastardly deeds. In this song, it’s just Burns singing about how much he loves being hated. It’s his Card-Carrying Villain song; there’s no other joke to it other than “I am bad guy.” Then when they quickly run out of ideas for lyrics, they just have Burns listing off pop culture villains like Megatron, Eric Cartman and Voldemort, despite his cultural knowledge normally not extending past the 1910s. Harry Shearer’s performance feels so half-hearted, and I really can’t blame him.

One good line/moment: The Simpsons walk in on Abe carefully putting the finishing touches on his army tank in a bottle. Pretty clever for a quick joke.


8 responses to “522. Gorgeous Grampa

  1. Thankfully the Harlem Shake is cut in the international version.

  2. Joey Waggoner

    While reading this I immediately thought of the Rugrats episode which handled the whole “Grandpa is a retired wrestler” plot much better.

    Also that Harlem Shake gag, UGH.
    Not only is it completely gimmicky, but it’s also a clear example of how the show overdoes everything nowadays. It starts out with just the family dancing, but then suddenly it zooms out to show everybody in Springfield dancing cramped into that TV room. There’s so much going on that it’s not only distracting but there’s so much overlapping that you can’t even see most of the characters (However, as much as I hate to admit it I do get a small chuckle out of “Homer did a rip-off!”).

  3. I was actually playing Tapped Out when they did a tie-in to this episode, and when Grampa started wandering around in a pink speedo, it was more confusing than anything: “Abe used to be a what?”

    Rather than relentlessly assaulting the already-established character of Abraham Simpson, a lot of these type of episodes could have used some of the cast of secondary characters. The Crazy Old Man/Old Jewish Man used to be a jazz songwriter? Why not? He’s always had a musical bent and a need to entertain. Barney or maybe Selma used to be an overwrought wrestling heel? Sure, more plausible than the ever-cantankerous Abe Simpson. “Homer’s son’s soul is at stake!” is probably a funnier line, anyway.

    I guess they’ve gotten so much mileage out of “Homer Gets a Job,” they’re moving on to “Homer’s Dad Gets a Job.”

  4. This must be the most perplexing episode I’ve ever seen. I mean, disgustingly perplexing.
    When I watched it I really couldn’t believe it. If someone ever told me to write an intentionally bad and absurd episode I could have not managed to write something this inexplicable. I really cannot image how this whole idea has been accepted at the writing table. I’m.. I dunno.. I’m speechless..

  5. Did they just put Grandpa’s head on Homer’s body?

  6. Kaiju no Kami

    I don’t even get what the Harlem Shake is, but yeah, this episode was pretty bad. Not as bad as some of the other episodes this season, but still bad enough.

    Also, I do need to point out that wrestling wasn’t as fake back then as it is now. Today it is all scripted, but back in the 40s and 50s, they did actually wrestle and pound on each other. That may explain why Burns did not know it was all fake.

  7. The thing that really bothered me about this one is that Sky tv’s synopses basically listed it as an episode featuring a song.
    never mind the actual plot the rest of the thing, the big deal was the song, which was a pretty crappy one anyway.

    Also, since when is grandpa and grandson wrestling a thing? Okay, i can just about get on board with the idea that Abe simpson used to be a wrestler somewhere, its like the idea Moe used to be a boxer, but since when is there an old people’s wrestling league, much less one they can do with their grand kids?

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