193. The Last Temptation of Krust

(originally aired February 22, 1998)
At this point I’ve pretty much given up on exactly what kind of performer Krusty is supposed to be. He’s a clown who hosts a children’s show filled with slapstick and buffoonery, sometimes he hosts an adult talk show, sometimes a musical revue like his Elvis-esque comeback special, and now apparently he’s a standup comedian too. He’s all of them in one; Krusty is the show’s expy for the perpetually disgruntled entertainer, a man who once loved to make people laugh, but has long since abandoned that for the call of the almighty dollar. This show is actually an interesting examination of Krusty, who steps out of his safety zone of his empire to find he’s not relevant in today’s world of comedy, and not very funny anymore. While the world has moved on to different forms of humor, he’s stuck doing TV dinner jokes and blatantly offensive stereotypes. After a slightly rusty first half, the episode really picks up when Krusty sees the light, and of course falls right back into his old trappings by the end.

There’s a comedy festival for charity in town, and Bart is stunned that amongst a roster of nobodies like Jay Leno or Bobcat Goldthwait, his hero Krusty is not listed. After some cajoling, Krusty agrees to perform, but finds the audience is not receptive at all to his incredibly dated act. After a multi-day bender, Krusty concludes he’s not fit for today’s form of observational comedy and decides to quit the business, but after riffing and ridiculing modern day comics at his press conference, he finds maybe he can be current after all. From that point, he adopts a new persona, an embittered social critic who doesn’t sell out for no one no way no how. As with a lot of Krusty shows, the anchor back to the family is Bart and his undying devotion to his idol. He gets the ball rolling with the plot, and is always present by Krusty’s side to soften any critical blows coming his way, usually in blaming the acoustics of the room. The best scene is when a hung over Krusty awakens in Bart’s room, which is plastered with cheap merchandise. We’ve seen the man sign off on promotions and licensed products without even looking at them, and Krusty is shocked to find to what great magnitude he’s sold out his image in favor of improving his work.

An interesting thing with this episode is that it’s about comedians and we see them performing, but their jokes aren’t exactly that funny. We see the sets of some of the famous comics, then later the reformed Krusty at Moe’s, the audience laughs hysterically, but not us watching at home. It’s kind of an odd feeling. A few bits of the sets are good, but the funniest is probably when Krusty bombs, where no one is laughing except us. Speaking of not laughing, all the guest stars are pretty useless; the only one with a real role is Jay Leno, who is presented in the gentlest, most congratulatory kiss-ass way. The episode was pretty dodgy up until Krusty’s bender, then it gets pretty good, and they’ve saved the best bit for last. Krusty finds that he’s destined to sell out when he’s won over by two executives wanting to use his likeness for the potentially dangerous SUV the Canyonero. At the end, we see an extended ad for the vehicle, which is absolutely fantastic. I’ll go on the record now that it’s the best bit of the entire season, a wonderful mockery of exceedingly large, gas guzzling, squirrel-squishin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machines. And what a catchy jingle too. Canyonerooooo! Yahh!

Tidbits and Quotes
– The opening bit at the shoe store is pretty much dead in the water. I did smirk at the store sock though.
– A representative for the comedy festival is at the mall asking folks if they like to laugh. Marge begins to respond, “Oh, yes! As long as its tasteful. And never at someone, or with, and not…” and he moves on to Homer. He also asks Dr. Hibbert (“Well yes, but only if something tickles me just right!”) then proceeds to laugh excessively.
– We establish Krusty as a lazy hack immediately, doing a kid’s birthday party whilst in a steam box. Sideshow Mel is in tow to hold the phone up to his ear and make balloon animals for him.
– Krusty’s act is so horrifically unfunny, then horrifically racist. It’s hilarious; the sound of the flapping dickey over the stunned silence of the audience is fantastic.
– Sweet bit where Marge and Lisa are watching a Spanish drama on TV and Marge intently looks to her daughter to provide translation after every line.
– During Krusty’s bender, Kent Brockman fills in for him, with a clown wig and nose, but still sitting at a news desk (“Today’s top joke: it seems a local moron threw his clock out the window. We’ll tell you why, right after this!”)
– Love the bit where Krusty’s looking at a poster of himself thinking it’s a mirror, trying to dislodge the tack from his forehead.
– Bart holds his own comedy festival at home to help test drive Krusty’s new material. He is the opening act, doing an impression of his mother, much to Homer and Lisa’s delight, and Marge’s chagrin. Krusty’s new material falls flat, with the family coming up with excuses to leave (or Homer, who just says, “I also have to go.”)
– Krusty adapts a George Carlin persona in the third act, which is all well and good, but it’s not so much parodying Carlin’s style as it is writing his kind of jokes. When they did Rodney Dangerfield jokes with Larry Burns, at least it felt a little tongue in cheek (“I get no regard! No regard at all! No esteem either!”)
– Homer gets a few good lines in at Krusty’s shows (“Impeach Churchill!” “Don’t you hate pants?”)
– The Canyonero theme has got to be in the top 5 of best Simpsons songs. It’s a hilarious song, with visuals to match, the best being the SUV causing a school bus to swerve off the road, crash into a tree and catch fire. The Boy Scouts on board stand in salute to the majestic road warrior (“Top of the line in utility sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!”)

16 thoughts on “193. The Last Temptation of Krust

  1. Great post. “Don’t you hate pants?” is one of my favourite of Homer’s non-sequiturs of any season, and Marge & Lisa’s response is hilarious.

  2. This was another episode I was not too thrilled about. Maybe it is because “Krusty Gets Kancelled,” was so much better, but I found this episode to be boring more than anything else (especially with Das Bus before it).

    1. I didn’t like this one either. Outside of Marge spitting out her drink after Janeane Garofalo opens with, “I just had my period today,” Homer casually noticing Bart, Jay Leno, and Mr. Teeny bathing Krusty after his bender, and the Canyonero song at the end, this was an empty shell.

  3. As a teen, I loved this episode because at the time, I was big into stand-up comedy. So it was like fanservice to see all these comics in one episode.

    Thankfully, despite my lack of interest for a lot of modern stand-up comics, this episode still holds up. Favorite moments:
    -The store sock
    -“Oh I get it. I get jokes!”
    -Bart being the only one laughing at Krusty’s corny TV Dinner joke
    -“Five minutes, Krusty.” “Oh, I ain’t going back out there.” “No, five minutes get your stuff and get OUT.”
    -Kent Brockman the clown (“…Filling in for Krusty the Clown, who didn’t come in today. He’s presumed dead or on vacation.”)
    -“Hang on, kid, I got a tack in my forehead.”
    -“Oops, sorry son. I didn’t know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.” “Well they are, so make with the loofah or get out!”
    -All of Krusty’s new material being shot down by the family (“Have you ever noticed how there are TWO phone books, a white one AND a yellow one? What’s the deal with that?!” “One’s residential, the other’s business.”)
    -(during Krusty’s poem) “Krusty, does this have a point?” “YES, I’m quitting showbiz. I was just trying to go out with some -class-, you jackass!”
    -(once the crowd gets out of control with burning money) “Here’s $42. It’s everything I have. Run home and bury it in the yard.” “I love you, mom.”
    -“Marge, you’re gettin’ a little fat around the thighs.” “Dad!” “You too, Bart.” “Oh knock it off, Homer, you’re the -fattest- one in the car!”
    -“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “I hope so.” “I -thought- I made myself clear in Boston.”
    -“Don’t you hate pants??”
    -The Canyonero ending

  4. “An interesting thing with this episode is that it’s about comedians and we see them performing, but their jokes aren’t exactly that funny”

    Reminds me of Seinfeld. The bits of Seinfeld doing stand up are usually pretty lame to me, but the show is hysterical.

  5. Yeah, this episode is not that great, and has some weird moment, but its still intresting to see Krusty relation with his job.
    But above all i LOVE Krustys rant about modern comedy; he said exactly what i always thought. That one was really a great speech, and maybe the problem of modern forgettable comedy could have been more the focus of the episode.

  6. 1. All I’m picturing during Krusty’s Chinese bit with the people dumbfounded are those dumb ass millennials who watched that stupid “Apu is racist” documentary and they suddenly cared about a show they had no interest in or didn’t think about because they are afraid of offending their own shadow.

    2. I hate this episode. Yeah, it does have some funny bits like when Krusty thinks Bart’s poster is a mirror and Homer enters the bathroom during the bathing scene, but ultimately, this plot was done so much better in “Krusty Gets Kancelled.” The worst part is that it is just flat out boring.

    For being a show about stand up comedy, there isn’t anything remotely funny in it. I don’t even get what is funny about the whole period thing from whoever that one woman comedian was. They should have actually done something important with Bobcat as he is the only one in that entire group that is actually a funny comedian.

    Oh, and I’m sorry, but i have to disagree about the Canyonnero scene. It is just so fucking retarded!

    1. “Oh, and I’m sorry, but I have to disagree about the Canyonnero [sic] scene. It is just so fucking retarded!”

      Whoa, Nelly…

      I certainly don’t disagree that this isn’t the best S9 episode. And I have to admit… part of me wishes there had been a scene where Lisa tries to explain to Bart the problems with Krusty’s act, and Bart’s response is to squint his eyes and say, “Me think-a Risa is-a glade ‘A’ molon! Ah so!” The censors probably wouldn’t have liked such a scene (“Krusty being racist, okaaay… but Bart as well? *And* in response to his sister?!”), but if there had been a choice between this and the opening scene at the shoe store…

      (And Bart wouldn’t be *intentionally* racist here; this would simply be a mixture of naïveté – as one would expect for a kid his age – and his undying allegiance to Krusty.)

      The Canyonero ad, though, is definitely one of the best bits of S9, if indeed not *the* best. The song is, of course, sung by Hank Williams Jr. and is a parody of the Rawhide theme (and at this point the writers still accepted that the source of the reference didn’t have to be known in order for the reference to work). I also can’t help but like when the execs are pushing Krusty to endorse the car, and twice his hair changes from George Carlin’s style back to its traditional tufty style (“Stop saying that!!!”) – rather cartoony, but I like it all the same.

      Bart’s impression of his mother is great too – Nancy Cartwright having fun mimicking Julie Kavner, as Mike said when revisiting this episode.

  7. I think this one is pretty dang good, one of Season 9’s best in my eyes. The plot works well, I like the idea of it a lot of Krusty realizing that his comedy is outdated and trying to change his image like the sellout sleaze he is, and it’s a fun jab at the cynical style of 90’s comedy as well. The jokes work well; the scene with Skinner trying to burn the dollar bill by dipping it in the fire absolutely kills me, by far my favorite joke in the episode. Also the Canyonero bit is absolutely stellar, definitely the best part of the episode. It’s an absolutely fantastic parody of not just Ford commercials, but those dumb ass intense extremely patriotic truck commercials that brag about how their trucks can traverse all kinds of terrain and how they’re true American powerhouses; the parody is just as effective in 2018 if not more effective than it was in 1998. Great show.

  8. This is another episode I have conflicting feelings on. It’s definitely far from perfect, but there’s plenty of enjoyable things about it. I guess it’s just okay, in that regard. The episode does present a good angle of Krusty, and his hilariously bad attempts at jokes are fantastic. The episode is really like a lot of season 9 episodes: there’s some things I’m not fond of, but there’s tons of funny jokes at the same time. Some great bits include Marge’s response to being asked if she likes to laugh, the flapping dickey, the family’s excuses for leaving (especially Homer’s “I also have to go.”), and the great Canyonero song at the end. It’s not a flawless episode, but there’s enough good material that I can give it a pass.

  9. I actually like this plot better than Krusty Gets Kancelled, which is imho one of the most overrated classic era episodes. At least this time it makes sense why Bart is able to convince a famous person to help with Krusty’s comeback.

  10. Even though they didn’t say it explicitly, I think in retrospect it makes a lot of sense… You have a comedian who works in a variety of genres over the years, then in his old age, hosts a kiddy show. Then he grows complacent because they’re pretty easy to please (you don’t get critics for that kind of programming), and then he does the guest spot and his material is all outdated. I don’t know if that pattern has ever happened in real life, but it feels plausible. I do know some of the bigger names in oldtimey clown-related variety shows for kids had longer prior careers in like, news anchoring and stuff like that. Funny how Brockman dips his toe into that, to fill in for Krusty.
    There is something really profound, at least in theory, about a schtick-based comedian trying to pivot to observation humor, realizing he has no valid observations, then inadvertently entertaining people with his observations about how he doesn’t get that kind of comedy. It’s a bit like Homer getting the Poochie role by sarcastically giving no shits (weird how the actual Poochie cartoon ended up having none of that attitude)

    I don’t know that they were kissing Leno’s ass exactly, they did have him frustratedly bathing an over the hill clown. Speaking of that scene, I didn’t know what a loofah was as a kid, so I thought “Make with the loofah or get out” meant essentially if you’re gonna pee, do it, then leave. Loofah sounded like a silly Yiddish word for peeing. Shows what I knew.
    I do think the Steven Wright bit was funny. As was Homer not getting it. Hehe. The zebra did it.

    Point of odor: making fun of the way people talk isn’t racist. It’s making fun of the culture, not the DNA. That said, he also squinted his eyes. So yeah that counts kind of. And he put on buck teeth, which is weird because that’s just based on Tojo, one of the very few Asians to have such prominent teeth. It’d be like cherrypicking a rare blonde African and wearing a blonde wig to make fun of black people. But nobody said oldtimey racists were smart.

    Around this era, certain types really started to get a bug up their butts about SUVs, and I couldn’t hit on why they would care that much about something so minor, until Osaka Seafood Concern pointed out that their ads were super patriotic. Thaaat’s what rubbed those people wrong.

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